NOT EVEN NATIVE TO AMERICA, IT’S AN OFFAL MASCOT

There I was, driving behind a vehicle that had a GOP elephant logo when the random thought hit me: pachyderms generate huge amounts of offal. (I read it in the Wall Street Journal, a big piece about the job given the last guys in the circus parade, in fact, if I remember right.)

And then I realized how much of our current political mess was created by previous Republican administrations. (If we can’t afford X, Y, or Z now, remember how much was squandered on the meaningless Iraq war, for starters.)

The fact I want to focus on, though, is the question of whether an elephant is an appropriate mascot for an AMERICAN political party. It’s an import that’s ill-suited for much of the continent, and it consumes tons of food, no matter how mighty it can be as a workhorse in the jungle. It’s definitely not something for the masses, and definitely not something we’d want as one for every household.

A donkey, in contrast, is a very efficient workhorse, and stubbornness can be a useful quality, at times. One per household’s not that far off the mark as a historic American ideal, either.

If I were a Republican strategist (gee, banish the thought), I’d be pushing for a new critter to identify with. But nothing that comes to mind at the moment is anything they’d want to consider.

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4 thoughts on “NOT EVEN NATIVE TO AMERICA, IT’S AN OFFAL MASCOT

  1. The Republican party position themselves as being for “independent individuals” advancing their ideals, do they not?

    Something avian, perhaps, then? Something which flies at great heights?

    Google tells me that the two birds which fly at the greatest heights are the vulture and the goose, so perhaps something with slightly less unfortunate connotations. 🙂 A swan?

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