BLIZZARD? WE KNOW THAT PAIN

Following the rapidly changing weather forecast for the weekend as it evolved over the past seven days has spurred many emotions where I live. For a while, we watched our snowfall predictions rise for Saturday and then Sunday, prompting us to reconsider scheduling a gathering at our house. Let’s wait, my wife counseled, suggesting the next weekend could be even worse. And then the anticipated depths we viewed kept declining until, suddenly, there was no precipitation of any kind on tap for the weekend. What a relief, we thought.

But then we saw where that snow would be headed. It’s a strange feeling for New Englanders to see a blizzard steering south of us. Sparing most of us, in fact. We know what it’s like to be hammered and then buried. But we’re equipped to dig out, too, and accept it as part of the price of living where we do. We even know what it can do to a crowded city, where there are few places to dump the mounds as they accumulate. Driving along a street, you’d keep asking, Is that just a big pile of snow or is there a car under there?

It doesn’t take much snow to lock up a city, in fact. No matter how prepared a metropolis, six inches can really muck things up. And a foot can take days to clear free. But two? Now it’s getting serious.

We also know that even an inch of wet snow can make for some very hazardous driving. Forget what those four-wheel-drive advertisements say. We’ve seen enough of those vehicles spin off the road into the median strip or guardrail. There are acquired tricks to driving under these conditions, along with cautions. I think of it more along the lines of boating.

So when we see expectations of up to two feet of cold wet flakes blowing across Virginia and Maryland and even a corner of North Carolina(!) — and similar impacts on the District of Columbia and Baltimore — our sympathies fly southward. That’s even before Philadelphia and New York City are hit.

You probably don’t have neighbors with snowplows on their pickups, for one thing. You might not even have your own snow shovels at hand, much less snowblowers. As for those boots and gloves? We understand.

I can’t help but recall the broader term for “global warming” was “climatic instability,” which is what we’re seeing. Remember that if you hear the word “record” being applied to this storm. And no, I won’t refer to it by the cable channel’s name.

If you’re bearing the brunt of this storm, you have our sympathy. We know you’ll have your own names for the experience, few of which are publishable in polite circles. Our best advice is to stay put and take things easy as long as you can and hope you stay warm. Declare yourselves a snow day. And remember, this too shall pass.

5 thoughts on “BLIZZARD? WE KNOW THAT PAIN

  1. I am in the NC and they are predicting a blizzard. That to us is anything over 2 inches. Everything is closed today while we wait for it to hit (whooo hooo no work). I had the foresight to buy some salt last week. Two bags because once the snow falls you won’t be able to find it anywhere. I live in the county and what that means for me is that all the major roads will be cleared of snow and ice but my poor street will still be covered. I put my own salt out there too so I can at least get out my driveway. It’s a pain. But I lived in Rhode Island before and I remember crying at how cold it was and trying to walk in snow and one time fell and hard a hard time getting up because there was nothing to lean on but snow and promising if I got out of there I would never return. Its been nearly thirty years and I still do not regret that move lol. Spring will soon be here and I am looking forward to that!!

    1. I once visited North Carolina a day after a light snowfall had hit and, coming from Ohio at the time, was surprised that nobody knew how to walk or drive in just more than a dusting of the stuff. At least you have some knowledge to rely on.
      As for spring, our first order of seeds arrived this morning. We’ll soon have the sprouting trays going in our front parlor. For now, though, the house is freezing.

      1. I am thinking of starting some plants indoors myself. Now that I have lots of sunshine maybe I will have good luck with it.
        I actually moved from RI to Eastern NC (where it does not snow) then to FL then back to NC but in the Piedmont foothills now. When I got back here I had not seen snow for many many years and everyone laughed at me when I wanted to get snow chains on my tires. I was dead serious. I am a tru southerner now. LOL…or as they remind me so often a damn Yakee (a Yankee who went south and did not go back).
        Keep warm up there and I hope you get to grow your seedlings pretty soon. Its the hope for a great summer!

      2. Don’t know if it’s any comfort, but back just before the Revolutionary War, the Piedmont had a large influx of Nantucket Quakers who joined the earlier settlers from Pennsylvania. It made for an interesting mix.

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