Well, maybe we’ve hit on the real reason the city police department needs that $240,000 armored truck.
It’s to defend the local SigSauer production site.
Seriously?
ON TARGET, MAYBE?
You never know what we'll churn up in cleaning a stall
Jnana's Red Barn 
Maybe the “grant” came with a side serving of training for a few members of the PD in a warm clime–seems the vote to approve may have come during one of the harshest winters on record.