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Tag: Humor
Our fisherman gets an upgrade
I thought the guy was kidding when he pulled up in town and confided that he was going to repaint Eastport’s iconic waterfront fisherman statue, changing the blue coat to a yellow slicker. I was sworn to secrecy at the time, but the next day, there he was, in full light, doing the deed.
The somewhat surreal, but shall we say fiberglass de facto emblem of the city, really got a fashion update. Or upgrade, in my opinion. Seems I’m not alone. Yes, that yellow slicker fits much better.

My kudos to Patrick Keough of Seward, Nebraska, for something that even included an imaginative eyepatch.
Some folks, however, are seeing a similarity with the Gorton’s guy down in Gloucester on Cape Ann, Massachusetts.
I think they have that backwards.

Anyone seen Rosencrantz and Guildenstern?
Maine is roughly twice the size of Denmark.
And we have more than our share of hamlets.
But not many pigs.
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brown grocery-bag tea-bags
of feathers and shells
none of it in High Plains regalia
Please respect the sign

It’s a joke, really

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Little did anyone know
the saint sprouting horns
had a Virgin M dildo
as her ballet partner
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flying away on that Huffy bicycle
up the elm
to the top of the mountain
so far from any Ohio
up the career ladder
with the flesh remaining
a foreign shore
tell no one
your land was a body of secrets
Got something? Like a saltine, maybe?

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treehouse
studio
loft
private chapel
letters and numerals
along with unexpressed dreams