The popular image, shiver me timbers, comes straight out of Disney.
To set the record straight:
- They didn’t punish people by making them walk a plank blindfolded. Instead, the victims were killed immediately or keelhauled – tied to a rope and dragged behind the ship.
- They didn’t say “Ahoy!” or “Matey!” I’m not so sure about “Argh!”
- Female pirates had to disguise themselves as men to protect themselves. But, by some accounts, there were many of them.
- Forget the buried treasure. And their loot was often something other than gold or jewelry.
- In fact, maps and some books were more treasured as booty than gold.
- Captains were elected and could be removed. Who would have thunk?
- The eyepatch wasn’t to hide a missing eye but rather to allow for rapid visual adjustment between above deck and below. Anyone want to try that for verification?
- Conditions aboard a pirate ship were often more civilized than those on merchant vessels, where lousy rations and low pay were often common.
- The skull-and-crossbones Jolly Roger wasn’t the only terrifying pirate flag, by far. How about Black Bart’s one having himself holding an hourglass with the Devil? Or Captain Low’s blood-red skeleton standing at the ready?
- Pirates still flourish today, especially in the Indian Ocean and parts of the Pacific.
Well, Eastport’s annual pirate weekend festival’s coming up. We’re bracing for the invasion.






