Regional differences in America’s sweet tooth

While Reese’s will probably still be the favorite., followed by M&Ms, when it comes to trick or treaters, other top choices may vary depending on where you live.

For instance:

  1. Twizzlers have a special popularity along the East Coast. (Guess I’ll have to look closer.)
  2. Starburst is tops in Texas, South Carolina, Georgia, Alabama, Iowa, and North Dakota.
  3. Airheads rule in Florida and Colorado.
  4. Blow pops, in Ohio, Maryland, and Tennessee.
  5. Dum Dums, Indiana.
  6. Runts, Arkansas.
  7. Hot Tamales, New Mexico. (Not to be confused with a traditional Central American dish that’s sometimes spicy.)
  8. Whoppers, Kansas.
  9. Smarties, Alaska.
  10. Is Crunch bar even a brand – popular in New York, New Jersey, North Carolina, and California? Oh, I see, it’s what we’ve always called Nestle’s Crunch! Kinda like Kit Kat.

The rest of the country goes for more traditional brands – at least ones I’m familiar with.

I’m still not sure about that candy corn, which is supposed to be universally loved this time of year.

When I saw this tee-shirt, I started drooling

Where, for heaven’s sake, would this place be? We don’t have a lot of options in our remote rim of Maine.

And then I was told the restaurant was a late and lamented site a block from my home, now reincarnated as an echo of the grill and bar next door. Only, perchance, a shade better.

Well, as a reaction, I did have an appropriate Greek slang expression I’d found earlier when researching background for my novel What’s Left, not that I’ll quote it here.

Burger loaded

Confession. I rarely eat hamburger. Maybe it’s a vestige of my stretches of being vegetarian or even the tasteless rock-hard patties we had when growing up. If I eat beef, give me a thick medium-rare steak or juicy roast, at least.

But once or twice a year, I’ll definitely go for something like this. Especially while traveling.