JUST WONDERING

Ever taken the Port Townsend ferry?

Ever been in Binghamton?

MATH ISN’T HIS STRONG POINT, EITHER

As Doc would have said:

If he knew even one-tenth
of what he thinks he knows
he’d be ten times smarter
than he is.

(Yes, working with Doc was a hoot.)

As Doc would have said:

The funniest words out of that mouth: “I think.”

Meaning a less-than-conscientious way of doing the task at hand while adding to the burden of another.

We know.

Ever been to Plimoth Plantation?

What’s your favorite museum?

As Doc would have said:

He claims to believe in science but not God
while relying on Christian charity
rather than Survival of the Fittest.
Who does he think he’s fooling?

As if he’s ever mastered math, much less calculus.

Ever been in Macedonia?

Ever been in Winthrop – Washington or Maine? (I’ve been both.)

As Doc would have said:

Just because you remember everything
doesn’t mean you understand any of it.