FOGGY
FUDDY
FROGGY
FREDDY
Category: Wild Card
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Once upon a time I thought I would have children with the woman of my dreams who would grow old with me.
Once upon a time I would have had a Rolls Royce or at least a Mercedes.
Once upon a time I would have lived in a city where I could ride subways
and subscribe to the opera.
Once upon a time I would have never believed in dragons.
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kitchen
laboratory
garden
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a place of walking sticks or canes
more than UFOs
Our new universal catchword
Sardines!
Or even:
Sardines?
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RED FOX
RED SOX
RED BOX
I’ve gotten used to seeing two times on my cell phone
Eastern
AND
Atlantic
~*~
Or even simply the message:
“Welcome to Canada”
without even having to cross the border.
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Anne and Rebecca
A&R
Artists & Repertoire
Purely for amusement, of course
As a friend tells it, she and a cousin were visiting a carnival in another town and, on a whim, decided to have a palm reading done at a fortuneteller’s booth.
Once they were under way, the psychic looked puzzled. “I have to ask,” she said, hesitantly. “Are you a prostitute?”
Initial shock passing, came the reply, “No, why?”
“Because I see you surrounded by men.”
Ahh! Not so off the mark after all.
“I had to tell her I work at the pier and am surrounded by longshoremen.”
I’m filing this under Local Color.
That’s it, blame driver error
After a recent Windows upgrade, I keep finding my remote speaker disconnected from Bluetooth when I first go to use it, say for a Zoom meeting or the musical tracks I need for practicing my parts for our upcoming choral concert.
“Driver error” is Microsoft’s excuse. Like somebody’s going to get a traffic ticket?
Still, it’s annoying, like being pulled over by flashing lights in your rearview mirror. Yes, officer?
Well, I keep hoping they fix it. Isn’t that what those upgrades are for?
Yeah, I can just imagine being told, “Tell it to the judge.”
Whoever that is.
Jnana's Red Barn 