Pardon me for getting political, but an important national election is coming up. Not that all of them aren’t important, but democracy is being threatened.
So here’s my chance to vent. See if any of these stick.
- Liberty is Liberal in Practice.
- 99% from the 1% (they’ll still be getting ahead).
- If you can’t be civil, just shut up.
- Democracy’s for consenting adults.
- Wipe and then flush the toilet after you’re done. We’re tired of cleaning up your messes.
- Don’t Bully My Free Speech.
- Today’s Lincoln Republican votes a straight Democratic ticket.
- Real taxpayer waste? Let’s start with Pentagon contracts.
- Just drink the Kool-Aid.
- Stop calling me slurs unless you want me to return the favor.
Do I sound embittered? Really!
Jnana's Red Barn 
Would it be churlish of me to suggest that some of those are too long for most car bumpers?
And could you put a small “l” in “liberal” please? In Canada most major government restrictions on liberty have come under the auspices of the Liberal Party. (In fairness, some were a matter of timing – The Conservatives might have done the same thing.)
Good points. At least I’m not producing these …