It’s mostly a downward slope, right?

Ten things I don’t like about growing older:

  1. Fragile skin and easy bruising.
  2. Moles and stray hairs.
  3. Balding and graying.
  4. Forgetfulness.
  5. Sexual withering and incontinence.
  6. Slowing down in general.
  7. Inability to sleep in late. Worse yet, apparently I snore more … and louder.
  8. A receding gum line.
  9. Declining stamina.
  10. Lessened agility and equipoise, too. As for balance?


What’s hitting you? No matter your age.


4 thoughts on “It’s mostly a downward slope, right?

      1. Sounds good to me. If I get a rainy day in early August and don’t go to the beach. We could meet the middle, which offhand I think would be around Bangor.

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