Feel like quitting?

Got the day after Labor Day blues? Think of a job or school or volunteer post. Whatever. If you need an excuse, you can always tell them something like this.

1. I’m tired.
2. Won Megabucks.
3. Am about to be beamed up, out of here.
4. Got a better offer.
5. Have had enough B.S.
6. Don’t like the public I’m dealing with or my coworkers or the setting or my surroundings.
7. Don’t agree with policy.
8. Can’t live with the dress code.
9. Just don’t care.
10. It’s too expensive compared to the pay.

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And here I am, retired.

What would you add as an excuse?