I hate being labeled in a demographic targeted with mailings that ask questions like this:
Is it hearing loss, or just … EARWAX?
I can still use a Q-tip, thank you. Now will they please go away?
I’m still offended
You never know what we'll churn up in cleaning a stall
Jnana's Red Barn 
Careful using Q Tip (very US) to remove wax, you can damage the inner ear.
Yeah, I’m on to that, too … don’t use ’em very often, either.