Is it an affliction?
Karl Rove looks like a pig.
Chris Christie looks like a pig.
Rush Limbaugh looks and sounds like a pig.
What about Roger Ailes or Haley Barbour or Newt Gingrich or …
Dashing out from the pack, grunting something, and then trotting back?
As for Donald Trump, more and more?
Anyone else getting whiffs of pork-stuffed budgets or bringing home the bacon?
Sorry for any offense to real pigs, who can be smart, tasteful, and charming in the right conditions. Now I’m thinking of wolves in sheep’s clothing. Oh, what an Animal Farm!