WOODPECKER REPORT NO. 42

don’t ask about the priests
shortage

nobody wants to pay teachers
but voters
still back an army

just sic the troops
on the classroom

~*~

ozone / volcano / blood supply
military camouflage / the weather
paramedics / another school shooting

all the reports
show signs of cosmic disruption
all on the verge of flamboyant disaster

despite the wailing
the emergency rooms
accept no more torsos

~*~

 O, Babydoll
did you just swear?
it’s raining and
his sunroof
is open

~*~

That’s what Woodpecker said.

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