WOODPECKER REPORT NO. 42

by Jnana Hodson

don’t ask about the priests
shortage

nobody wants to pay teachers
but voters
still back an army

just sic the troops
on the classroom

~*~

ozone / volcano / blood supply
military camouflage / the weather
paramedics / another school shooting

all the reports
show signs of cosmic disruption
all on the verge of flamboyant disaster

despite the wailing
the emergency rooms
accept no more torsos

~*~

 O, Babydoll
did you just swear?
it’s raining and
his sunroof
is open

~*~

That’s what Woodpecker said.

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